The Curious Case of Benjamin Button -----------> The Curious Case of Ben-Jammin' (it in the) Butt... on

Pulp Fiction ----------> Pulpy DickLotion

I Am Legend -----------> I Am Legend... Of Cock

Citizen Kane ----------> Citizen Vaginal Pain

Ben-Hur ----------> Bend-Hur Over

Fantastic Four ----------> Fan-of-the-Man-Stick 4

Donnie Darko ----------> Donnie the Dark Ho

Fight Club ----------> CockFight Club
          "They didn't tell him which kind of cockfighting, until it was too late..."
          "He brought his pet rooster hoping to make some money, but he had no idea..."

Farewell My Concubine ----------> Farewell My Pussy Pal

The 300 ----------> The 300 Cocks

Schindler's List ----------> (taken off because it was too offensive)

The Sixth Sense ----------> The Six Cents ...That I Paid Your Mother For Sex
          In the dramatic climax of the film in which the protagonist is actually himself climaxing, he finds out that the
          mother he is having sex with is actually not a mother at all. And she's also a ghost.

James and the Giant Peach ----------> James and the Giant Bitch

The Passion of the Christ ----------> Jesus Getting "Nailed" From Behind

Armageddon ----------> I'm-a-geddon Some Pussy Tonight

THE END

(This entry inspired by Tina Zeng)